Hey!!! Itu aku...

I am still drooling over the lost of my internet usage in the office! Shit man! Aku pun tak tau berapa lama aku akan jadi macam ni rupa but hang with me guys! I need to get hold of myself! It's going to take quite some time until this no-access-fever is over. I just still can't get over it and currently, I am blogging from my email to Blogger(dot)com. Yes! Sad!. Very sad!

Here's my top 10 list of Kesan Kehilangan Internet kat Office.

1. You tend to spring clean cubicle, drawer dan table engko yang memang jarang dikemas. Buang semua sampah yang tak guna, susun semua file yang lama-lama dan lupuskan semua dokumen yang dah lapuk. Do things yang memang korang akan buat for once in a blue moon.

2. Ko sanggup check blog ko sampai 5 kali seminit dengan harapan yang akan ada miracle berlaku. Walaupun kau tau memang mimpilah akan dapat, tapi korang takkan putus asa jugak.Hampeh!

3. Korang sanggup browse the intranet yang memang sama isinya untuk bertahun-tahun. Korang akan click semua link yang ada kat situ, go to every single section dalam intranet tu dan download Adobe Acrobat Reader over and over and over again.

4. You'll rewind every songs yang korang pernah download dalam real player tu

5. Korang akan try every single way possible and godek setting Internet Explorer korang semata-mata untuk mencoba membolehkan proxy tu berjalan.

6. In my case, sanggup pinjam N80 (ada WiFi) kawan aku and lepak kat mamak yang ada WLAN connection semata-mata nak tatap blog yang memang dah jarang ada update tu. Lepas dapat tengok tu, the satisfaction is almost as similar to having sex. Woohoo!! Too much man!

7. You'll talk about your blog and blogging friends more often than usual. Pasal ada sesiapa yang ada entry baru ke tidak. Ada anything interesting posted or not. Anything new ajelah.

8. You'll miss your daily dosage of Berita Harian, Harian Metro, The Star. You will miss clicking the links on your blog and memang terpancar segala kebosanan kat muka korang tu. You'll even go to the extent of clicking every folders in your C: drive and find anything interesting to do with it.

9. Korang akan check email korang to see whether ada orang tinggalkan komen atau tidak kat blog korang. Kalau ada, dengan tergopoh-gapahnya bukak email tu and read the comments. Tak dapat baca blog, baca komen pun dah cukup bagus dah.

10.You'll go nuts about how your blogger friends and readers will miss your daily entry or not.

Sigh! (A zillion times). Pathetic huh?

P/s : one thing is for sure, I am still certain that Mama Ikmal is still obsessed with MCR (dari sumber-sumber yang boleh dipercayai).