Grammar Lesson!!!
FUCK
Children! Today, we are going to learn about grammar. The word today is “FUCK”. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in English language words in the English language today is the word “FUCK”. It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describes pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language “ FUCK” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and transitive passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a terrible fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of “FUCK”.
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
1. Greetings: “How the fuck are you?”
2. Fraud: “I got fucked by the car dealers”
3. Dismay: “Oh, fuck it”
4. Trouble: “Well, I guess I’m fucked now.”
5. Aggression: “Fuck you”
6. Disgust: “Fuck me”
7. Confusion: “What the fuck--?”
8. Difficulty: “I don’t understand this fucking business”
9. Despair: “Fucked again”
10. Incompetence: “He fucked up everything”
11. Displeasure: “What the fuck is going on here?”
12. Lost: “Where the fuck are we?”
13. Disbelief: “Unfuckingbelievable!”
14. Retaliation: “Up your fucking ass!”
A further extension to the usage of the word “FUCK” can be seen below:
1. It can be used in an anatomical description: “He’s a fucking asshole”
2. It can be use to tell time: “It’s five fucking thirty”
3. It can be used in business: “How did I wind up with this fucking job?”
4. It can be maternal: as in “ Motherfucker”
5. It can be political: “Fuck Bush”
That’s our lesson for today, children… Your assignment today is to do an essay on “How do you wanna use “FUCK” in your daily life?
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Editor's Quote: Heheheh!!! An intellectual and inspiring lesson about that word. Who says it only means one thing. Next time a person come and says it to you. Do not get offended by it. Learn what it means. My advice is, start using it frequently in your daily conversation; and it will add to that prestige. Lastly, today, say to some one ------ FUCK YOU
Children! Today, we are going to learn about grammar. The word today is “FUCK”. Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in English language words in the English language today is the word “FUCK”. It is one magical word, which, just by its sound, can describes pain, pleasure, love and hate.
In language “ FUCK” falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and transitive passive verb (Mary really doesn’t give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John); and as a noun (Mary is a terrible fuck).
It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are very few words with the versatility of “FUCK”.
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.
1. Greetings: “How the fuck are you?”
2. Fraud: “I got fucked by the car dealers”
3. Dismay: “Oh, fuck it”
4. Trouble: “Well, I guess I’m fucked now.”
5. Aggression: “Fuck you”
6. Disgust: “Fuck me”
7. Confusion: “What the fuck--?”
8. Difficulty: “I don’t understand this fucking business”
9. Despair: “Fucked again”
10. Incompetence: “He fucked up everything”
11. Displeasure: “What the fuck is going on here?”
12. Lost: “Where the fuck are we?”
13. Disbelief: “Unfuckingbelievable!”
14. Retaliation: “Up your fucking ass!”
A further extension to the usage of the word “FUCK” can be seen below:
1. It can be used in an anatomical description: “He’s a fucking asshole”
2. It can be use to tell time: “It’s five fucking thirty”
3. It can be used in business: “How did I wind up with this fucking job?”
4. It can be maternal: as in “ Motherfucker”
5. It can be political: “Fuck Bush”
That’s our lesson for today, children… Your assignment today is to do an essay on “How do you wanna use “FUCK” in your daily life?
**** **** **** ****
Editor's Quote: Heheheh!!! An intellectual and inspiring lesson about that word. Who says it only means one thing. Next time a person come and says it to you. Do not get offended by it. Learn what it means. My advice is, start using it frequently in your daily conversation; and it will add to that prestige. Lastly, today, say to some one ------ FUCK YOU
