Tom Cruise in his Mission : Really Impossible
Korang ada baca paper Harian Metro semalam tak? Cerita pasal Tom Cruise(TC) berikrar nak makan uri anak dia yang bakal dilahirkan oleh Katie Holmes tu. Mengucap panjang gua...
Gua : Hey Tom, are you freaking out of your mind?
TC : Why you say like dat one?
Gua : Ya lah! You want to eat your child's uri for what?
TC : Eh.. why? Cannot meh?
Gua : Of course la cannot. You very stupid la you, mother f***er!!!
Nak aje gua cakap macam tu kat dia. Is he out of his mind? I mean, there's zillion things that you can do with that. Kau nak tanam ke, kau nak isi dalam botol then drown it at sea ke, ko nak awetkan ke.. itu ngko punya pasal lah... ini tidak... kau nak makan?
How on earth did you get the idea to eat it? Kesian betul. Buat duit berjuta-juta, tapi akal pendek. Ish... Siap boleh kata berkhasiat? Laaa.. dah habis ke nutricious food yang ada kat dunia ni? I know that there are weird delicacies , but eating a part of your child's post-natal part? Who would do such a thing?
Ish... Tom.. Tom... What the fuck are you thinking?
