Hey!!! Itu aku...

If you think that it is only us that have new year resolution, well think again. Even character in movies have their own resolutions. Here's some that I am able to gather

Storm: After The Last Stand, I seriously need to grow back my hair. Seriously! I look hideous with that short hair. I can't even summon the rain to come.

Neo: I need to change my look and style. Maybe I'll ask The Oracle for a good wardrobe stylist. Frankly speaking, I am getting kinda bored of black. Jeans and a polo tee would be nice for a change.

Aslam (The Chronicle of Narnia): I wanan get myself a lioness to fuck and have my own cub. I've had it with those kids. I wanna have my own kids now.

V (V for Vendetta): I need to change my make-up. Maybe get another make-up artiste. Which is better? Maybelline or Loreal?

Gollum: Get another ring to replace the one that I've lost. I am thinking of going to Habib Jewels or KM Oli Mohamed because they have great discounts there. Darn that Frodo for destroying the ring.

Darth Vader: I need to get myself cartons of breath-fresheners. This mask hasn't been change for over 20 years and my breath stinks.

Robert Langdon:

1) Change my hairstyle. My hair is getting longer and it will look bad for my Angel & Demon movie.

2) Change my Mickey Mouse to say, Rolex or Tag Heuer maybe. I am getting to old for this kind of brand.

Empress (Curse of the Golden Flower): I need to get a cup D bra. My boobs are too revealing.

Human Torch (Fantastic Four): I want to open my own food business. Maybe I'll name it Chill & Grill. In fact, I'll grill the food my own. That will make full use of my power.

Captain Jack Sparrow: I want cleaner teeth before I appear in At World's End. Even the villains or my co-stars have better teeth than me. Maybe I'll ask around for a good dentist. I am thinking of getting a porcelain venire.

Harry Potter: My puberty is chasing me and my biological clock is ticking. I hope that this year, I will be able to date Cho Chang and sleep with her. If not, I'll ask Hermoine Granger to cast a spell for me.

Jake Gyllenhal (Brokeback Mountain): After Heath Ledger died, I want to find myself a new gay partner and this time, it's no more a tent. I'll rent a motel.

Andy Sachs (The Devil Wears Prada): I've had it with Miranda Priestly. I decided to look for a job at Harpers Bazaar this year.

Big Momma: I hope this year they'll come out with spandex for people like me.

Orked: I've loved the young one and the older one. This year, will it be the father?

Jake Gyllenhal in The Day After Tomorrow: With all these ice, I hope I can open an Ais Kacang or ABC business right in the center of New York. Hmm… Central Park would be nice!

King Kong: I've fought T-Rex, humans, giant caterpillars, giant bugs and everything. You name it. This year is the time for me to relax. Get the hell out of Skull Island.

Dahlia Williams (Dark Water): This year, I am getting a new plumber for my apartment. The old once sucks like hell! Water has been spilling everywhere and it smells shit.

Spiderman: I've got my new black suit ready. The tailor did an excellent job with it. I'll show it to you guys later. I am making a come back this year.

Dragon, Tiger & Turbo (Dragon, Tiger, Gate): Last year, the critics said my hairdo was very bad. So, we've decided that this year, we are going to get a new haircut and hairstyle. Maybe we'll go to A Cut Above or Jantzen.

Nacho (Nacho Libre): This year, I want to change my mask. They said it looks like one of those WWE wrestlers. What's the name…? Hell, I forgot!

Superman: My friend Spidey got his costume change, why can't I have a new one? Maybe something in leather or fibreglass would be nice? This red underwear is getting too out of date.

Ghost (Pathfinder): This year, I'll find myself a name and register it at the Jabatan Pendaftaran Negara. This names scares babes away.

That kid in Sixth Sense (I seriously forgot his name): I had enough of dead people. I want to see beautiful girls with big boobs from now on.

Batman: Last year, I went to the Himalayas for a holiday. This year, I'll ask my travel agency to find a new place. I'm thinking of the North Pole but I don't know it bats can last long there.

P/s: will be updated later in case I think of it. Anyway, you guys have anything to add?